well, either way...

What someone says after having their evidence discredited in an argument.

Mike: dude you shouldnt date her. shes under the age of consent.

John: Actually, shes 16, which is the age of consent in this state.

Mike: Well, either way... you shouldn't date her.

by Sly_Guy November 24, 2009

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false

father: son, your bloody report card is here.

son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

Enitharmon

The resident dominatrix in the basement of The Republic of Heaven. She will punish you.

I'd like to go to The Republic of Heaven, but I'm so scared of Enitharmon and her whip!

by Occulter December 17, 2004

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

When you only try to see good in people, always help others, be everyone’s favourite, and suddenly die somehow, vut everyone remembers you as a Hero. Or you have lived enough to see how the world really works, you’ve seen a lot of times that you can’t trust anyone, people use people who have a good heart. You need to be heartless to survive in this world. The ‘Hero’ would be eaten alive by this world if they still lived. They would have been a doormat to everyone.

Elly had the biggest heart. She always said yes, she forgave everyone who hurt her and always tried to see the good in people. But they used her kindness, the world broke her and she gave up on life.

Ren has seen the world and people in it. She has been hurt, but she only got stronger and smarter. She knows not to be too kind. She knows when to say no. You can’t trust anyone around you. You have to be cold-hearted to survive in this cold-hearted world.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

by Karma Black October 29, 2022

emither

An e-mail message or the act of sending an e-mail.

I'm going to dial up the interweb, ask the operator for hotmail and send an emither.

by Ben Lee September 23, 2005

me either

The idiot's way of saying me neither.

1. I don't like this fuckin' advanced math course.
2. Me either.

by o0russell0o January 13, 2012

either

both, indicating that each of the two following phrases must be done or will occur

You should either breathe or eat.

by Phil Kerpen's Pubic Hair April 8, 2005