Engaged

When you can still wise up and back out before you make the biggest mistake of your life.

Stan: Hey Dan, I just got engaged!

Dan: What the hell did you just say?

Stan: I just got engaged to Marie.

Dan: Jesus fucking christ, have you even thought about what that means?

*Stan ponders Dan's question*

Stan: Oh shit, your right..guess what I'm going to do now?

Dan: What?

Stan: Call this thing off, and if she don't like it, I'm going to dump her! Regardless of what happens meet me at my house later, were going to party all night long!!

Dan: Let Freedom Ring!

*Stan and Dan high five*

by StanTheeMan January 19, 2010

engage

a word (usually yelled) that supposively can trigger practically any thing to "blast off" in a rocket-like manner.

ENGAGE!!!!!!!!

(some telephone booth suddenly shoots out fire and flys up into the air)

by Fart! May 13, 2005

Engagement

A calculated decision made to prevent others from encroaching on territory held by proposer of engagement. Simultaneously marking all call options held to zero in the process. Antonym: See "True Love"

I will have to have an engagement contract with Jan if she gets into HBS. You guys don't know how bad the ratio is over there.

by Anonymousey41 April 19, 2011

engagement

(1) in war it is a battle
(2) in courtship it is a surrender

(1) Captain Kirk said, "Mr. Scott, I need more power! Prepare for battle engagement!"
(2) I can't believe John gave up his life like that, now that girls sucked him into engagement. Sad...

by G-Spot! September 16, 2003

engaged in

Someone who is engaged in or engaged on a particular activity is doing that thing.

engaged in a outing

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

Engaged

When the phone is busy

"Have you tried the filth"
"Its engaged"

by b*money July 3, 2009

Engaged

Tricking women into making them pregnant before marriage.

Tom: Hey Babe, now that we are engaged... lets have sex afteral i'll marry you.
Lisa: I love you babe... <3
....becomes pregnant... months later... you know what babe this isn't working out between us. Lets call it off!

Lisa: heart broken and single mother... no father

by Venus_D October 13, 2017