piss enema

Performing anal sex then urinating in their rectum.

That piss enema soothed my ass and made it feel nice and warm after you butt fucked me.

by LilSwine February 20, 2009

Eneagled

Eneagled appears in the sign-on to the show Colbert Report. Given Stephen's admiration for eagles, it appears to mean "endowed with eagle like qualities," which include powerfulness, majesty, and patriotism. According to Wikiality.com, it means "1. to give legal power, capacity, or sanction of an eagle" Stephen considers himself eagle-like, and has had two eagles named after him: Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle, a mascot, and Stephen Jr., an actual eagle.

Stephen Colbert is eneagled.

by sepiolid March 13, 2007

golden toilet enema

When you take a shit in pissy toilet water and it splashes up in your open ass hole.

Fuck, I forgot to flush that chicks piss, now I can give myself a really creepy golden toilet enema!

by atomicpunk5150 May 12, 2009

Etewaf

Acronym for: Everything That Ever Was - Available Forever. Coined by Patton Oswalt in his article for Wired Magazine titled "Wake Up, Geek Culture. Time to Die." (Wired 19.01).

"When everyone has easy access to their favorite diversions and every diversion comes with a rabbit hole’s worth of extra features and deleted scenes and hidden hacks to tumble down and never emerge from, then we’re all just adding to an ever-swelling, soon-to-erupt volcano of trivia, re-contextualized and forever rebooted. We’re on the brink of Etewaf: Everything That Ever Was—Available Forever."
~Patton Oswalt

by Bronsh January 5, 2011

toilet enema

When you are shitting and the water splashes right back into the ole butthole before it closes back up.

Who needs a beday? I just had a toilet enema today.

by bobby col. June 29, 2008

enema flop

When you take off your pants before doing a butt flop/ cannonball into a pool.

Hey Clinton, watch me do a enema flop into your pool!!!

by misssmilezz July 4, 2016

Truth Enema

Administration of pure and unadulterated truthfulness, the astringency of which is enough to cleanse the filthy bowels of a deluded soul.

Everybody kept telling Chris that they were sure his girlfriend was always working late and not staying behind to fuck her boss.
I being a true friend decided to administer a truth enema, and inform him that his girlfriend is probably getting reamed over the copy machine daily, nightly and ever so rightly.
Thus he was able to able to cleanse himself of the female infectious human waste and lead a fulfilling life.

by Zoomlion January 15, 2010