Future Endeavors

A euphemistic corporate term used in farewell emails, most notably to indicate to the entire company someone's ass got fired.

Please be advised that as of last Friday, Bill is no longer employed by the company. We would like to thank Bill for his contributions to the organization over the past 5 years and wish him well in his "future endeavors".

by ITALUS February 22, 2013

endeavoured

To be fired or terminated from one's job. Originated from the WWE wishing someone well on their future endeavours on their website whenever a wrestler was fired.

Did you hear that Ken Kennedy was endeavoured last week?

by GaTechGrad June 19, 2009

Endeavor

A My Hero Academia/Boku No Hero Academia character who's an absolute asshole.

"Todoroki, who's Endeavor?"
"My father, an asshole."

by DEKU YOU BASTARD May 30, 2021

Future endeavors

What you do as a career after you get fired from a job.

WWE would like to wish the entire roster the best in its future endeavors.

by NiGHTS October 9, 2005

Endeavorsbabymomma

This hot sexy Funny person on TikTok. No one knows their age but their name is “Nick”. They have big boobs apparently.

Person 1: Hey look at this TikTok bro!
Person 2: Oh, is that endeavorsbabymomma?!
Person 1: Hell yea!! They funny ash man
Person 2: I know bro. I also heard they had big boobs !!

by Milf lover 101 February 21, 2021

Manly Endeavors

A high school class devised to test the strength, willpower and fortitude of a man. This is achieved by students individually completing several tasks that, once completed, prove the student in question to be incredibly courageous, awesome, and in all likelihood, criminally insane.
Events include:
Bear-Hugging a Bear
Running upstream in a waist-high river in full medieval body armor
Catching a bullet in your teeth
Climbing up a rock face with no gear except the two handed broadsword which is permitted for fighting carnivorous mountain goats
Killing yaks with nothing but your mind
Killing yaks with your shadow
Kayaking across the Pacific ocean
Convincing a female yeti to have dinner with you in Paris (and later convincing the TSA to let an abominable snowman on a plane)

Other events exist, but not publicly.

Warning!: Failure to complete some tasks perfectly may in severe injury or death.

Samuel: So what elective are you taking this year, bro?

Kumar: Manly Endeavors. All the way.

Samuel: You are fuckin' insane! More people die in that class than in the French Army!

Kumar: That's the French Army's fault not ours...

by Mindbladeskillyaks May 30, 2010

endeavor

try hard to do or achieve something.
an attempt to achieve a goal.
earnest and industrious effort, esp. when sustained over a period of time.
an enterprise or undertaking.

"he is endeavoring to help the Third World"
"an endeavor to reduce serious injury"
"enthusiasm is a vital ingredient in all human endeavor"
"a political endeavor"
"the company endeavored to expand its activities"
"an endeavor to build a more buoyant economy"
"enthusiasm is a vital ingredient in all human endeavor"
"a political endeavor"

by j0rd4nkzf September 3, 2013