Fucking the duck until exploded

A funny accident from translating "干爆鸭子" into "Fuck the duck until exploded". It is used to show stupidity.

Your stupid sentence just now was just fucking the duck until exploded.

by Mr. Pseudonymity January 29, 2018

emoployee

1. Noun (derogatory). An overly dramatic, emotional, narcissistic and/or self-centered person who has been employed by a company or an individual in exchange for financial or other compensation.

2. An emo with a job.

Emoployee: But this task is HARD and all of the rest of you are STUPID! Why does everyone HATE me? I've been in this industry for over 3 MONTHS so I know EVERYTHING and can do everyone's job better than they can! What deadline? *cries*

Manager: Quit your whining and get back to work, emoployee!

by infuz May 27, 2008

Self-Employed Model

Prostitute, Hooker, Whore

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

emplode

Emplode is not a word. The opposite of implode is explode.

I hope you've never used the word "emplode" in a conversation, matticas.

by Nomen Nescio January 27, 2008

Employed

When you ask someone if you were "employed" last night, it typically refers to receiving either a "handjob" or "blowjob" or some other type of "job" you could obtain over night.

Man: "Yo Dude! Did you get employed last night?!?"
Dude: "Yeah Man, got an amazing blowjob last night!"

by TheGiant November 18, 2014

my pen exploded

When the pen you have in your pen or pocket leaks everywhere- and stains everything.

Some dude: Aw shit my pen exploded!!

Some other dude: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

employed

To work at a job somewhere to get a paycheck.

I am employed at the local shipping dock.

by Thomas Slatin February 22, 2004