Emmet 

The sweatiest in the room. Always is moist on the head, and is bullied by the grade above him. Has a naturally annoying attitude. He also has a way of making people ante him naturally. He can normally be found sliding around in his basement, and pissing in his cat’s litter box.

“Bro that man looks like he hasn’t showered in 10 days.”
“Yea he’s a emmet”

Emmet by Roach988 February 27, 2019

Emmett Taylor 

Extremely charming and an amazing guy. He’s really hot and I’ll just say he has a huge penis.

Girl1: hey do you know Emmett Taylor

Girl2: Yeah I hear he has a huge penis

Emmett Taylor by Amelia 136723 October 30, 2019

Emmett 

He is a guy that you can never stop thinking about. You think about something else and the thought of him just works it's way into every thing you ever think about. He is the most good looking dude out there, and loves to play his video games. Freaky fast so he says and is the kindest of all people and accepts your awkwardness.

Emmett is a good lookin toad😂

Emmett by Happyasamuffin February 20, 2018

Emmett Cullen 

Edward Cullen's adoptive brother in the popular series Twilight by Stephenie Meyer.
Emmett Cullen is one of the vegetarian vampire in the Cullen family, and is a "big brother" type. He is big, muscly, and attacks his prey like a irratible grizzly, his favorite food. His soul mate is Rosalie Hale.
Other members of the cullen family: Carlisle Cullen Esme Cullen Jasper Hale Rosalie Hale Edward Cullen Alice Cullen Bella Cullen Renesmee Cullen

If you've ever seen a bear attack on T.V., you should be able to imagine Emmett hunting.

- Edward Cullen talking about Emmett Cullen hunting in twilight

Emmett Cullen by Melanie LeFleur October 6, 2008

emmers 

An Emmers is typically a girl who is very much liked by everyone. She posses an uncanny ability to amaze those with her weirdness and scent. Those who are an Emmers never let anything stand in the way of their mission to succeed.

Boy 1: DAYUMM, who is she?

Boy 2: DUR. She's an Emmers.

emmers by funky panda ear December 31, 2009

Emmett 

A 14 year old boy who tries to do good but when he does no one appreciates what he did :(

Emmett is a good person

Emmett by Sweekner November 9, 2018

dirty emmett 

a dirty Emmett is when you begin to wank off into a stuffed giraffe while watching Johnny Depp midget porn.

my friend did a dirty emmett last night

dirty emmett by The stonk man69 April 16, 2020