A: This weekend at the deep trauma healing retreat, I was so attracted to this man who courageously and vulnerably kept sharing his feelings.
B. Wow, you are so evosexual!
B. Wow, you are so evosexual!
by HazelGrace October 14, 2018
Get the Evosexual mug.Somebody who constantly masturbates to internet pornography, but has little or no interest in actual sexual relationships. Could be seen as asexual in real life.
girl: yeah, he's kinda cute, but i think he might be gay or something. he never even flirts.
guy: no, he's not gay. he's constantly talking about porn. he's just eSexual.
guy: no, he's not gay. he's constantly talking about porn. he's just eSexual.
by vaguefaith August 9, 2010
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(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.
They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.
Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.
They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.
Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"
"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
by Brian H January 22, 2005
Get the emosexual mug.by cole March 21, 2004
Get the Egosexual mug.Someone who hates all people in the world except from themselves. They are only sexually attracted to themselves.
by slayson October 1, 2010
Get the mesexual mug.n. a teacher who keeps using sexual words during lecture rather than the appropriate vernacular
v. (edusexualize) to enhance your dull speech with sexual words so that people don't fall asleep while you're talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edusexualized in nature.
adv. (edusexually) describes speech which lends itself to being edusexualized.
v. (edusexualize) to enhance your dull speech with sexual words so that people don't fall asleep while you're talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edusexualized in nature.
adv. (edusexually) describes speech which lends itself to being edusexualized.
n. What an edusexual! I thought we were learning about comparative government and politics and instead our prof just keeps saying that we need to "thrust" our ideas into the future to prevent futher "cleavage" of the state.
v. At least I wake up everytime our professor edusexualizes his topics. Without it, I'd sleep through the whole class. Luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. His edusexual style of speech amuses me because I see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. Clearly he can't get her out of his head.
adv. Was he speaking edusexually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double D breasts?
v. At least I wake up everytime our professor edusexualizes his topics. Without it, I'd sleep through the whole class. Luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. His edusexual style of speech amuses me because I see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. Clearly he can't get her out of his head.
adv. Was he speaking edusexually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double D breasts?
by Kag December 28, 2005
Get the Edusexual mug.Adj. One who constantly engages in the act of cybersex for gratification. Also referring to the use of technology items in a sexual way.
That fool is hella esexual, we saw his chat logs.
The avid esexual used her CAT5e cable to arouse herself
The avid esexual used her CAT5e cable to arouse herself
by Four Twenty September 24, 2006
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