embroidery

Slang term for a hymenorrhaphy, or a reconstruction of the hymen. It involves stitching up the broken pieces of the hymen (the vaginal membrane) or recreating an artificial hymen using vaginal lining. A less intrusive version of this procedure involves inserting a blood capsule into the vagina that will burst during intercourse.

This procedure is usually undergone to recreate a "proof of virginity" before a wedding.

Woman 1: "Shit, I'm getting married in a month! What will he say when he finds out I'm not a virgin?"

Woman 2: "Don't worry, just get an embroidery and you'll be fine."

by Pseudo Nayme November 18, 2013

Embroidery sauce

The bullshit you give your friends when their name starts with e

Hey embroidery sauce!

by Sspp May 16, 2021

Devil May Cry Is The Thought Of Ezra Miller Around Embroidery

Devil May Cry Is The Thought Of Ezra Miller Around Embroidery

Devil May Cry Is The Thought Of Ezra Miller Around Embroidery

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Sonic Embroider

A Sonic embroider is a thing that looks like a key for me, but "Timekeeper Cookie" has the Sonic Embroider on her hand. To open wormholes you need to spin the Sonic embroider to go through it, "Timekeeper Cookie" can bend the time-space continuum and blink two times forwards. Once you get it into your hand Something will happen

Guy 1: Woah! What is that on your hand?
Guy 2: it's a Sonic embroider.
Guy 1: How did you get it?
Guy 2: It's a long story...

by M4K3 June 17, 2022

Sonic Embroider

The Sonic Embroider is a time weaver scissors uses to travel across time and control it.

Guy 1: Uses the time weaver scissors to see the future himself.
Guy 2: Uses the time weaver scissors to see the past of somebody.
Guy 3: Uses the Sonic Embroider to see his alternative future.

Hannah: Looks like they all like to use the Sonic embroider.
Thomas: Actually it's a time weaver scissors.
Peter: It can be both of them (Sonic embroider/time weaver scissors).

by M4K3 June 19, 2022