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A popular deck type in the Magic the Gathering TCG that uses the creature type "elves". Typically, the idea stems from playing lots of elf type creatures to ramp lots of mana, allowing you to play high level spells early in the game. Another choice strategy is to overwhelm one's opponent with lots of elves, dealing damage in quantity instead of high power creatures.
Elfball is retarded. By turn 3, the player had 9 mana float. I just couldn't keep up with that speed.
by x4R September 6, 2010
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I want you to understand something. I love you for you and everything you are. From your head down to your weird looking toes because In my eyes your perfectly beautiful like a walking angel. I want you to also understand that you've literally shown me what happiness truly is. I say this because honestly cause I can be my true self around you with putting up a front, ya know? Like literally I see a great happy God damn future with you one day and I honestly wouldn't want it any other way sunshine. So I'll wipe my ass and come out to the living room now.
Much love,
Small willy Elfward
I want you to understand something. I love you for you and everything you are. From your head down to your weird looking toes because In my eyes your perfectly beautiful like a walking angel. I want you to also understand that you've literally shown me what happiness truly is. I say this because honestly cause I can be my true self around you with putting up a front, ya know? Like literally I see a great happy God damn future with you one day and I honestly wouldn't want it any other way sunshine. So I'll wipe my ass and come out to the living room now.
Much love,
Small willy Elfward
by Elfward April 2, 2015
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by Reeks Of Awesomeness November 25, 2003
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A sexual position in which the couple deep throat Elf bars, coated in each other's semen before ramming them up their arseholes for sexual pleasure.
"Hey Mike, I'm getting kinda horny staring at your face.. fancy going to the bedroom to do some elfbarring?"
"oh babyyyy you're so fucking hot when you're elfbarring me"
"oh babyyyy you're so fucking hot when you're elfbarring me"
by thehornymonkey March 15, 2023
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