Elementary school 

Pretty much the last time you will actually have any fun in school before you are off the high school. Enjoy it while you can because high school is an absolute shithole

Fuck high school its shit, elementary school is better

Elementary school by No_Quarter_for_them February 13, 2021

elementary school 

An introductory academic program that leads students through the first four to eight years of their education. It is here where tomorrow’s young scholars are taught the essential “three R’s”; Reading, Writing, Recess, and of course gym….but that’s technically not an “R”…. is it?

For a perfect example of an elementary school, drive to that part of the neighborhood where all the speed limit signs say "slow children at play."

elementary school by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Elementary school 

The only place on earth were you learn how to square dance and play the recorder

Mom: how was your first day at Elementary school jimmy?
Jimmy: (pulls out recorder) hOt CrOsS BUns
Mom:ah shit-

Elementary school by Uncookedcactus July 4, 2019

Elementary school 

Elementary schools vary among areas. Some you get suspended for bringing plastic knives outside. By fifth grade, Every girl is a slut and every boy is still innocent until 6th grade where the shit kicks in. In other words, it's better than middle school.

Also every mark you get is based on behaviour and not how smart you are.

Teacher:"Billy, how was the science fair project?"

Kid: "it was good! I made an electric motor an-"

Teacher: "Well it's not a competition anymore!. Some kids might feel bad, and by

the way this is an English mark. Not science."

Elementary school was gay, man.

Elementary school by Siamese tumour child June 17, 2013

elementary school 

a school in which obnoxious spoiled brats spawn from. A place where a kid i dislike comes from and should be grounded for life in hell.

so the same kid walks by me and calls me a shit nuggett wtf is this suppossed to mean? this is one of those fucking pieces of shit that you imagine gouging their eyes out while they scream but i mean what can you do- just swear and curse them.

elementary school by anonymous June 7, 2005

elementary school 

a place where young children are bred to become sluts and assholes, and where every kid has a cell phone and looses their virginity at the age of 8.

Everyone gets fucked up in elementary school

elementary school by derpderpderpityderp April 15, 2011

Elementary School 

Generally grades K-5, although some schools do it K-6. A place filled with overly nice teachers who treat u like ur fuckin 5. Birthdays are overrated here. Literally doesn’t prepare u at all for middle school so it’s tuff

“ I went to elementary school, and learned absolutely nothing”

Elementary School by Oof_Dani_Swimmer May 10, 2018