electromagnetic dildo

a sex toy used by robots to jolt the metalic insert placed in orifice of choice prior to use.

Me- Your mom uses an electromagnetic dildo.
Carrie- No she dosent
Me- Must have been your Christmas presnet then.

by Autumn Hunter January 9, 2008

Electromagnetic device attack

Use of a variety of horrid personal assault devices which create and electric shock of your brain, head, face and or nervous system. In conjunction with illicit transmitters placed in your food or drink and ingested, it can cause your body organs to flutter,vibrate and contort involuntarily from the reaction to the electrical stimulation.They can involuntarily cause a reaction that can cause your intestines to twist& contort. Vibrate your bladder to the point of urgency and electro shock your brain with severe pain til you pass out.
Some of these devices actually leave physical signs of burns on your skin

"Electromagnetic device attack "can be used to assault,harm and harass a person physically and emotionally by a long distance range of electrically stimulating your bodily organs and or your brain involuntarily .

by Peaches From Park Forest,IL April 22, 2009

electromagnetic waves

a wave created by sharks while desecrating

i was swimming when electromagnetic waves touched my titties

my best friend screamed when electromagnetic waves hit his fallopian tube

by boombaklutz May 12, 2014

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again!

A common term for wtf, or the act of hating somebody very bad. It can also be used to indicate a fat person going to Micky D's

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! Yep looks like he is heading toward McDonalds.

by The Dalai Llama November 9, 2003

stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum

That's what you're doing, fuckboi

Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?

by Edgy white kid on Garry's Mod April 6, 2017

Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator

Oh, this is a ripe one lads, pull up a sofa. It started wayyyyyy back in ought 5. Back in those days, when a horse hacker manages to o pine the top hatch of an amalgomous feces fence, proprietarily, the radio detective decouples the vernier anomaly from the upper frequency ratio, which is the square inverse of the prenontemporal modulation sine waveform function. Conversely, when the agreed upon interference parameters are disproportionately and semi entirely achieved manually, an appropriate interference procedure can be re generated hyperbolically, and applied to the lower quadrant via ionic particulate deposition practices. Afterward, the unit can be cleaned with a pressure mop and returned to service instantaneously, using relativistic enhancers.

The Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator was used to locate, my BOYFRIEND, Osama Bin Laden (no relation).

by ellsworthtoohey July 19, 2021

Electromagnetic radiation

Electromagnetic radiation is a spectrum that includes from least to most powerful:
Radio Waves, Microwaves, Infrared, Visible Light(You see this), UV, X-rays & Gamma rays.

Teacher: Ok class today we are going to learn about Electromagnetic radiation.
Student: So, Radio, Microwave, Infrared, Visible, UV, X-Rays and Gamma Rays?
Teacher: ...Yes.

by xX420MCplayerXx June 23, 2021