electromagnetic spectrum

a pointless thing to learn. you will forget all those times you spent in your physics lessons at school therefore you do not need to learn something as stupid and pointless as this.

girl 1: hey, i just figured out what the electromagnetic spectrum is!
girl 2: why did you do that? it's a waste of time.

by littlemorethunder March 24, 2010

electromagnetic dildo

a sex toy used by robots to jolt the metalic insert placed in orifice of choice prior to use.

Me- Your mom uses an electromagnetic dildo.
Carrie- No she dosent
Me- Must have been your Christmas presnet then.

by Autumn Hunter January 9, 2008

electromagnetic waves

a wave created by sharks while desecrating

i was swimming when electromagnetic waves touched my titties

my best friend screamed when electromagnetic waves hit his fallopian tube

by boombaklutz May 12, 2014

Electromagnetic radiation

Electromagnetic radiation is a spectrum that includes from least to most powerful:
Radio Waves, Microwaves, Infrared, Visible Light(You see this), UV, X-rays & Gamma rays.

Teacher: Ok class today we are going to learn about Electromagnetic radiation.
Student: So, Radio, Microwave, Infrared, Visible, UV, X-Rays and Gamma Rays?
Teacher: ...Yes.

by xX420MCplayerXx June 23, 2021

Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator

Oh, this is a ripe one lads, pull up a sofa. It started wayyyyyy back in ought 5. Back in those days, when a horse hacker manages to o pine the top hatch of an amalgomous feces fence, proprietarily, the radio detective decouples the vernier anomaly from the upper frequency ratio, which is the square inverse of the prenontemporal modulation sine waveform function. Conversely, when the agreed upon interference parameters are disproportionately and semi entirely achieved manually, an appropriate interference procedure can be re generated hyperbolically, and applied to the lower quadrant via ionic particulate deposition practices. Afterward, the unit can be cleaned with a pressure mop and returned to service instantaneously, using relativistic enhancers.

The Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator was used to locate, my BOYFRIEND, Osama Bin Laden (no relation).

by ellsworthtoohey July 19, 2021

Electromagnetic Field

The thing that all those dorks who put the hoes over the bros have.

my friend Sidd has an electromagnetic field.

by technogodCEO January 2, 2025

Electromagnetic-Ewan

This word is used to describe people who smell of 5p colognes and margarita paninis. You will often find these creatures in primary schools looking for a place to whip there arse out.

Electromagnetic-ewan is a fat bastard

by Ph1ll1p0s March 24, 2025