electromonkey

A monkey who has ADHD, hyped up on a quart of Red Bull shots, and has a high powered fire hose. It is also inside of a Tesla cage, a metal cage charged with 20,000 volts of electricity that can only go outside of the cage, not in. This arrangement produces a highly random series of lightning bolts in all directions. The speed at which the monkey moves has been known to violate Einstein's theory of relativity by breaking the speed of light barrier. With the inclusion of a small black hole, the monkey then has infinite negative mass and infinite negative gravity, so nothing, not even light, can reach the monkey to destroy it. Electromonkeys are best suited for unleashing on internet trolls or perverts in chat rooms.

You: Why hello. How are you today?

Troll: asl?

You: UNLEASH THE ELECTROMONKEY!

Troll: lolwut? That's so stupi- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE PAIN AND AGONY!

by geek² January 7, 2011

electrobarbs

Is a deck in clash royale, that makes you the biggest queer ever. It consists of defense, and ebarbs, and egiant if you use it you most likely are a psychopath and should be given the death sentence by getting pricked to death with needles.

Electrobarbs are so annoying.

by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021

ELECTROCOCK

Its an electronic ring that goes around the penis to give the female a small but sensual shock to enhance pleasure during sex.

Last night when i used my electrocock i gave my girlfriend an orgasim for the first time.

by jhg September 3, 2007

Electrovore

A creature which uses electricity as food. Extended sometimes to the concept that people use kWh and that this can be equated to kCals or KJ. Also in relation to the possibility of engineering a direct food intake in a genetic organism.

Not satisfied with eating the fridge out, Bill the electrovore ran the battery dry.

by jackokring October 20, 2010

Electrode

The sexiest pokemon alive. This motherfucker will blow itself up in your face, attacking your weak point and causing MASSIVE DAMAGE. Trust me. It'll most likely OHKO you if you're not a rock or ghost type. I love Electrode because he resembles a male's testicle.

Electrode!!! *Uses explosion, selfdestruct, and recover simeltaneously.*

by Iconoklastic~ February 15, 2010

Electrodrome

A course in Mario Kart 8. Has one of the best level designs ever. The course is set in a nightclub, where you can see koopas and shy guys dancing. The music is also one of the best tracks you'll ever hear when you go across the digital synthesizers and landing on the beat panels. The background also has several star-shaped beats that beat with the music, making you think Lucky Star meets Mario Kart.

Yo, let's race on Electrodrome! Have fun being hit by shells as you race!

by The Real Driller May 15, 2017

ElectroRobotMan

Once living in a secret gas chamber millions of miles benath the earth. The gas chamber was made in 1493, when the settlers decided to make a special defense mechanism, just is case of war. The settles gave their weapon a name, they called him, ElectroRobotMan. But when the war came, the one person with the key to the gas chamber was killed, and the robot was never taken out. Now, five-hundred years later, he has regenerated, and has became powerfull enough to escape the chamber! And he has returned, none other than to, MAKE A WEBPAGE! Keeping his name just the same, he is........ELECTROROBOTMAN.
And with a clever diguise as a fireman, he is now able to roam the streets in peace, and continue his bad website!

Hey look, it's ElectroRobotMan.

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 17, 2004