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eeshaan

A strong and handsome, but sensitive man who has wisdom beyond his age. Smart and usually a talented sportsperson and musician, but so humble, he almost seems too perfect to be true.
Roshni: Is that a man or God???
Priya: Oh no, that's just an Eeshaan.
by UrbanPrincess99 February 8, 2017
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Eesha

Eesha the main savage of them all
Yo its Eesha the sav
by savageinthehouse December 11, 2016
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Eesha

A robotic toaster shark which stabs you with knives that she shits out of nowhere
Oh God it's Eesha again, RUN!
by YaBoiNyx May 10, 2020
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Eeshan

The perfect all rounder , a tough guy , can indulge all ages into anything , the biggest personality , smartest , fittest and the most sarcastic guy in the room

Makes everyone smile , highly charismatic

Dedicated and when falls in love , loves someone dearly and never gives up ..
Oh my God, I so wanna be like Eeshan
by Beast1019 May 23, 2019
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Eleshart

When an Elephant thinks it is going to fart and it actually shits all over the Zookeeper.
Janitor: What the hell happened?

Zookeeper: That Faggot Elephant Elesharted on me again. I have Elephant shit in my ears and in my nose. Why does it only Eleshart on me?
by Greyhawksown August 27, 2009
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a'eesha

Name of a girl who's perfect in ever way tbh. She's beautiful, has good music taste and is smart but doesn't make it public how smart she is. A'eesha is perfection in one word and she deserves the galaxy.
Who's that girl with the kayoot smol nose over there?
Her name's A'eesha lol.
by c.chavda_ June 7, 2021
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Evesham

Stinking toilet of the Midlands that Shakespeare once passed through on his way to London or something. Known by it's inhabitants as 'The vale of Evesham' to somehow bestow upon it an air of class. (FAIL).

The typical 'Evesham female' has a combination of webbed feet, a slight brummie accent, and poor personal hygiene. Their uglyness is a genetic flaw thought to result from centuries of in-breeding, beastiality and ingestion of Worcester Sauce. Easily tempted into sex for the price of roughly 3 pints of ale.

The elusive and seldom seen 'Evesham male' is a rare sight indeed. Often only seen in dole queues, pubs, or fishing on the banks of the river Avon... anywhere but actually working/contributing to society really. He is afflicted with severe retardation, equally poor hygiene and has (on average) the lowest IQ in Western Europe.

Of those aged 16–74 in Evesham, 57.5% had no academic qualifications or one General Certificate of Secondary Education (GCSE). This nugget of info came from the 2001 National Cencus (god bless the internets <3) and really brings to light the 'special' nature of this waste of fucking real-estate.

When told of his need to pass through Evesham on his way to London Shakespeare is reported to have exclaimed: "Evesham ya cunt? Can ye not go around the bastard?! I fuckin hate Eveshite me!" - And thus the name 'Eveshite' was born. A name the townsfolk have come to love and cherish for the past 400 years.
Husband- "Honey, I'm booking us a smashing looking hotel in the West Midlands. Our 10th wedding anniversary will be an occasion to remember!"
Wife- "Whereabouts is that darling?"
Husband- "It says right here on the website 'Evesham'"
Wife- "I'm leaving you"

Evesham/Eveshite- 'The arsehole of the West Midlands'. British Tourism board 2011.

Q- "Would you like to accompany me to 'The vale of Evesham?' "
A- "Would you like to have your teeth punched down your fucking throat?"
by Sir William Pinch October 29, 2011
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