Eleshart

When an Elephant thinks it is going to fart and it actually shits all over the Zookeeper.

Janitor: What the hell happened?

Zookeeper: That Faggot Elephant Elesharted on me again. I have Elephant shit in my ears and in my nose. Why does it only Eleshart on me?

by Greyhawksown August 27, 2009

Elephart

When you have that bloated gut feeling to go to the toilet, thinking it will be a No.2. But then, the echoes from the toilet bowl encourages the wind released to resemble an elephant farting.....

Jay had a bad case to rush to the toilet for feeling winded. Only his gut feeling was only that, wind and gave off a loud elephart.

by Long Johns November 30, 2011