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Ear Job, when a girl gets stuffed in her ear.
Dude A: duuuuuude, guess what?
Dude B: what??
Dude A: She gave me an EJ!!
Dude B: No wayyyyyyy Duuuuuuuude! you're so lucky.
Dude A: Yeah duuuuuude! She was gonna give me a BJ but im like no way..i hella want a EJ..and she's like whatever and then i hella fucked up her eardrum.
Dude B: duuuuuude that's so awesome.
EJ by IcoinedEJ October 2, 2006
An funny and loyal boy gets all the hoes he isnt cool with many people and he will be famous one day
Ej by IdkYou5 September 19, 2018
A black man of considerable stature.
Calls most people he doesn't know "You're an idiot". He is usually quite calm, but piss him off, and he WILL he eat you! He is also one of the very few black men in robotics. He is also one of the very few NASA contractors daring enough to wear a flight jacket AND a doorag
*ground shakes*
Joman Chu: What IS that? (In a rantful whine)
Matt Yu: Oh, its just ej with his pimped out robotics cart.
ej by Matt Yu October 25, 2004
Esophageal Job, a very advanced deep throat technique whereby the man stays still deep in a woman's esophagus and she rapidly strokes her throat to provide the stimulation he requires to climax.
For our anniversary my girlfriend gave me an EJ which brought our entire relationship to an entirely new level of trust and intimacy.
EJ by Stabin Ada March 4, 2012
a fab cousin
or
anyone who knows how to throw a splendish par-tay
yay!!!!!! ej's comin' to visit! let's get out the champagne!
ej by fuckthat December 1, 2003
A black kid who tries to act white
Look! There goes Ej tryin to sing punk rawk again!
Ej by hottah July 15, 2004