Eitan

A nice Jewish boy who has a huge cock. He is an overall nice guy and every girl loves his six pack abs. But most importantly, they crave his juicy cock...

Oh man, I’m so horny for eitan right now.

by Hornyforcorndogs69420 January 9, 2021

Eitan

Eitan is not only smart but he is a BIG simp. He is also a big gentlemen when it comes to the ladies. He can take your girlfriend with the snap of his fingers. He has a lot of friends as well. Eitan might be shy at first when you meet him but once he warms up to you, you will realize how much of a goof he is. He has the funniest humor and he is honestly just perfect. You would be lucky to come across an Eitan and if you do, slide into those DM's and claim your man!

Girl 1: omg who is that?
Girl 2: that's Eitan
Girl 3: he is so cute

Girl 4: i'm about to slide into his DM's
Girl 1: no bro i saw him first

Girl 2: i call dibs

by sexybishh October 29, 2020

Etalp

n. a science teacher defined as studly by the majority of the teenage, female population. Etalps are generally quite dorky in an endearing sort of way. They are very fond of Star Wars and The Who. Etalps have gelled hair and uncreative fashion sense, usually wearing outfits on rotations of about two weeks.

Etalps have a large group of worshipful followers, usually mindless drones who wear UGGs and enjoy such artists as Justin Bieber. These followers will utilize any opportunity afforded to them to flirt with the Etalp, who usually flirts back.

Girl 1: "Hey look! It's an Etalp!"

Girl 2: "He's so frickin' hot!" *swoons*

Girl 1: "Desperate much?"

by egregious_child September 22, 2010

Eitan

N. Eitan Often confused with the name Akon, or Ethan. Yet it's actually much cooler.

Hey, Eitan, aren't you a famous singer? Oh wait that's Akon.

by tristdance August 7, 2010

Eitay

a name used to describe a homosexual who is fond of "all holes filled".. Usually the catcher in a gay orgy!

Tim: hey lets have sex tonight, want to be the eitay"
Bob: yeah sure i love taking it in the ass

"look at that homo.. Hes such an eitay"

by Trevor hybscok March 3, 2008

Extalgia

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for a period that is still bound to happen.

I am experiencing extalgia when thinking of the coming holidays.

by JestingChimp924 November 14, 2020

Semi EIta

Semi EIta is hot af and the hottest on the Shiratorizawa boys volleyball team. He is alt and you cannot convince me otherwise. He is cute and pretty and beautiful. I'm not usually a simp but if he were to even talk to me, mean or nice idc, I would go to a private area and squeal like a swine. I would be blushing like an idiot. I have the biggest crush and the fact that he went to Shiratorizawa, works for the government, and is in a band in the time skip means that he's a rich bitch and I wanna marry him. I want to have his motherfreaking kids. He could step on me and I would care less. At my wedding, he could burst in idk do something to announce his presence and he could tell me to run away with him and to leave the groom and I would be out of there in a heart beat. He is...omg he's something else. I know that i'm not the only one simping here.

Friend 1: Hey who's that on the court?
Friend 2: Oh that's Semi Eita.
Me: Ima cheer for him.
Friend 1: You can't we go to a different school. That would be crazy if you did.
Me: You think I care because I don't now ima do it so stfu.
Friend 2: Please don't.
Me: GO SEMI SEMI!!!!!!!!!!!
Oikawa wtf?
Iwaizumi: Not this shit again.
Matsukawa: You got that on camera?
Hanamaki: Hell yeah.
Semi: 0-0?
Tendo: HEY THAT"S MY NAME FOR HIM!

by Issei Mastukawa May 26, 2021