eighth grade syndrome

1. A time in life everyone tries to forget. It usually involves acting totally different than you actually are. Sometimes people think they have superpowers or think that they are super cool. No matter what case of 8th grade syndrome it is, people will never want to remember it.

Guy: Remember back when you had eighth grade syndrome you thought you had superpowers and were destined to save the world.
Guy 2: I was trying to forget those dark times.

by xXsadboiXx May 25, 2018

Eighthead

A huge forehead, often twice the size of normal foreheads.

Joe: Ahhh! I'm being blinded by the sun's reflection off of Adam's huge, shiny forehead!
Lou: That's not a forehead, that's an eighthead!

by Steamer August 23, 2005

eighth

n. a 1/8 ounce portion of any drug, usually marijuana, esp. on the West Coast

"I get crazy, roll an eighth in one hooter" - Ton Loc, 'Cheeba Cheeba'

by LazyBlaze May 9, 2003

the eighth wonder

Extra clever.
Earthbound spirit.
Ghost in the form, of a mongoose.
And I have hands.
And I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
Thou wilt never, know what I am.
I am the fifth dimension, and I'll split the atom.
And if you see me, you're paralyzed.
Pillar of salt, you're mummified.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know, I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
And I was born, 1852.
And I was born, in India.
And I shall haunt, like the Buggane.
With such weird noise, and clanking chains.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
I stay banished to underground.
Jim, let me go. I watch like Hell.
And I have hands, and I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
Eighth wonder of the world.
You'll never get to see.
What in the name of God can I be?

Mari: I FUCKING LOVE LISTENING TO THE EIGHTH WONDER
Jakob: same

by that idiot in the corner July 28, 2021

first or eighth

A term popularized in video game "Team Fight Tactics" when describing a playstyle of taking (usually greedy) risks with the ultimate goal of winning the game (first) while knowing that the risk can otherwise lose the player the game (eighth).

The term is flexible as it can be used even when there are fewer than 8 players alive in the lobby. For instance, the term can be used by a player in a lobby of only two players left. This playstyle indicates that the player considers any placing other than first to be an eighth.

Should I level here and stabilize my board or should I hold econ?

Ah fuck leveling I'm going first or eighth!

by Plana December 12, 2020

hung eighth grader

guy whose penis meets or exceeds adult average length (seven inches) and meets or exceeds adult average girth (five inches) by the end of seventh grade summer

A hung eighth grader is either going to be discovered when making out or with boner passed out on the couch drunk at a party. If he is saving it for marriage he's going to get alot of unwanted sexual attention as girls vie to experience its pleasuring for themselves.

Of the downsides of being a hung eighth grader girls will be less willing to try anal sex with him especially when extra girthy

by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012

Eighth Street Ballers

A violent, Chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. They deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as Jenkem. Customarily, they Optimize their victims before mugging them. Members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.

Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.

Dontrell was claiming Eighth Street Ballers, so I gave him a buck fifty.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008