When you are so sick (from food poisoning or whatever) that you have to puke and poop at the same time. In fact, you are so sick that you puke into the tank of the toilet, and poop into the bowl at the same time.
Picture an ancient Egyptian painting and how they stand. One hand pointed out front and one pointed back.
Picture an ancient Egyptian painting and how they stand. One hand pointed out front and one pointed back.
"The Egyptian"
Your are puking so bad, and all of a sudden you feel some poop coming out the other side. What ya gonna do? The Egyptian. Get up and straddle the tank. Puke into the tank and poop in the bowl at the same time! That's the Egyptian
Your are puking so bad, and all of a sudden you feel some poop coming out the other side. What ya gonna do? The Egyptian. Get up and straddle the tank. Puke into the tank and poop in the bowl at the same time! That's the Egyptian
by The Original Egyption March 3, 2011
Get the The Egyptianmug. A person who is Arabic, not to be confused with "Persian" there is no such thing. It’s Iranian. He is usually wealthy and good looking. He comes from a country which once ruled the entire world. The Egyptian man still prospers, as evidence in the current statistics of economic growth, indicating the Egyptian immigrants to be the number one educated ethnicity and wealthy immigrant.
"According to the 2004 census, Arab Americans are the most educated minority group in the US: 71% hold bachelor degrees or above and 32% hold graduate degrees. 21% hold PhD’s. Arab Americans are the founders of some 400 major national firms, and CEOs of more than 635 national companies, many of them among the Fortune 2,500 companies. Our total contribution to the US economy is estimated at more than $750 billion."
by Amir October 6, 2004
Get the egyptianmug. by skyyraine December 16, 2007
Get the egyptianmug. noun
1. Similar to a wet willy an Egyptian Betty is prank in which the prankster spits a loogi onto their finger and sticks it in the victim's ear hole.
1. Similar to a wet willy an Egyptian Betty is prank in which the prankster spits a loogi onto their finger and sticks it in the victim's ear hole.
" I gave Betty White an Egyptian Betty and she loved it"
" My day was going great, until some random guy gave me an Egyptian Betty"
" My day was going great, until some random guy gave me an Egyptian Betty"
by tomalostoma November 7, 2018
Get the Egyptian Bettymug. A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.
by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020
Get the Egyptian handjobmug. by Squatter2 April 14, 2009
Get the Egyptian PTmug. by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
Get the Egyptian Lasagnamug.