Egyptian Sandstorm 

When you're tea-bagging your partner and you fart up their nose.

Even if he wanted to, Barry couldn't escape Ryan's Egyptian sandstorm.

Egyptian Sandstorm by User202 January 11, 2017

EGYPTIAN SANDBLASTER 

The Egyptian Sandblaster is a sex position involving a sandy vagina or butt. For this position to occur when someone has to have laid on the beach all day or purposly put sand into their vagina/anus. Once penetration has occured the person purposly queefs or farts.

Randall wasn't expecting to get the Egyptian Sandblaster when he did Bobbi on the beach

EGYPTIAN SANDBLASTER by Andrew Ritchey November 2, 2007

egyptian sledgehammer 

the act of removing one's penis during anal sex, and upon noticing it to be covered in tanish shit, slapping it against your partner.

i gave megan a mean egyptian sledgehammer last night

egyptian sledgehammer by starfishmutilater December 10, 2010

egyptian sunglasses 

while fucking a chick doggy style, you spit on her back, to make her think you came. but when she turns around, you cum right in her eyes

Last night I gave Cassy a pair of Egyptian Sunglasses.

egyptian sunglasses by sick fuck February 16, 2005

Egyptian Smear Daddy 

the act of someone deficating on their partner's chest while dancing in an egyptian manner followed by smearing it all over the abdomen

She gave me an Egyptian Smear Daddy

Egyptian Smear Daddy by nikeboy25 December 29, 2009

egyptian salad 

The appetizer came from Egypt and became popular and loved in the UK (specifically in Liverpool). Those who eat it will become overconfident in front of the opponent and have to receive karma.

Madrid fans:"Serve me an egyptian salad with some Karma sauce"

egyptian salad by Péndulum July 15, 2022

Egyptian Scribbler 

A surgical procedure which involves the removal of the nut sack so your balls are just hanging, and then having an apple core inserted into your asshole, and sewed in

Paul: Man, the Jews are responsible for 9/11
Chubz: Shut up fat ass before I pay Jimmy to sneak into your house at night to give you an Egyptian Scribbler

Egyptian Scribbler by FatJoker February 24, 2008