1)A self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed masses they see us as
2.) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)
3.) Someone who posts definitions of their name because they think people care who they are.
4.) The French.
(Unless their country is getting its ass kicked by some invading foreign army then they beg on hands and knees)
5.) US magistrate judges I don’t know if you ever seen one in court but the bastards think they’re GOD (especially when they presiding in mediocre unknown little hic-towns or suburbs)
2.) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)
3.) Someone who posts definitions of their name because they think people care who they are.
4.) The French.
(Unless their country is getting its ass kicked by some invading foreign army then they beg on hands and knees)
5.) US magistrate judges I don’t know if you ever seen one in court but the bastards think they’re GOD (especially when they presiding in mediocre unknown little hic-towns or suburbs)
When in Rome do as the Romans do, when a Celebrity be egomaniacal. (NEVER to be confused with ecumenical)
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An extremely vocal supporter of the "Green Movement" intent on saving the world by badgering or shaming everyone they know into a more eco-friendly lifestyle.
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Most men are ergomaniacs during March Madness - the couch is used for reclining, and the table has to make the perfect footrest. While reclining, they must be able to reach 5 types of snacks, 2 types of food, 3 desserts, and 3 electronic remotes. At the same time.
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That person insists on using english ALL the time . But I KNOW he speaks a few words of spanish. I wonder--Is he merely lazy, insecure perhaps-- or is he an Eglomaniac ?
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