Eggman’s Announcement

I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherufucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his fucking quilly dick out, and pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick is, “This Big.” And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut but way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like *boom* Thats right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot? You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

I type Eggman’s Announcement for an Urban Dictionary Entry.

by AMP.com March 18, 2022

Dr. Eggman

A fat old guy from the sonic video game series that is always making robots. He is most likely to 1), get an evil plan, 2), attempt to enslave some legendary power that only he's ever heard of, 3), lose control of said power, and then 4), exclaim that he can't believe he's lost control of said power... then get owned by sonic.

Dr. Eggman is at it again, this time he tried to enslave satan.

by Haywood Jabloemi December 18, 2009

blazin’ neon egomaniac

An egomaniac who makes other egomaniacs look like wallflowers.

Being friends with a blazin’ neon egomaniac is never really possible.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019

eggman rush

The act of rush that consists purely of eggmen. This can occur due to the stolen DNA of eggman. The deformed monstrosities that are left are the main bulk of the rush, however they are too stupid as well as fat to attack anything. This results in a group, or gaggle, of eggman Zerg all saying eggman rush repeatedly until death

Eggman Zerg "Eggman rush"

by Gabin Fee February 27, 2017

Egglomaniac

A person who is obsessed about eggs.

Franc is an egglomaniac. He eats eggs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by Fukaface! May 24, 2021

Egomaniac

A person whose ego exceeds both his intelligence and his capacity to see beyond his own personal interests.

Dictionaries of the future will define "egomaniac" with a photograph of George W. Bush in a flight suit.

by mntnman September 21, 2005

egomama

A play on words using the English word "Ego" and the Japanese word "Wagamama" (true to oneself). When combined, it roughly translates into "as my ego pleases" or "letting my ego decide".

Have you heard DECO*27's new song Egomama?

by OblivionShadow August 6, 2017