Evidencify

Verb

Pronounce: Evidence-if-eye

To identify and or find evidence for a certain topic.

Student: I'm done with my essay!
Teacher: Remember, to get a good grade you need to evidencify about why they started the war.
Student: What do you mean?
Teacher: Find evidence and identify what its related to, Evidencify!

by MrMorse January 18, 2017

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

The most beautiful phrase uttered by Gin Rummy in The Boondocks. A phrase you should live your life around and follow for the rest of your life.

Riley: So y'all was in Iraq together?
Gin: Yeah, we was in Iraq
Riley: What did you do?
Gin: We was lookin for weapons of mass destruction
Riley: Did you ever find them?
Gin: You know goddamn we ain't find 'em. What are you some kind of political humorist ? You care to toe up in this bitch?!!
Ed: I was lookin for bitches, but they had the carpet shit all over 'em, and I couldn't see what they look like. All that was really exposed was they eyes and that wasn't really enough for me cause you know; shit I'm lookin at they eyes, and

I take they carpet off and then I got a tragedy.

Gin: Well naw we ain't find 'em. But I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Riley: What?
Gin: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist, does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist
Riley: What?
Gin: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Gin: What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English in what?!!
Riley: What?
GIn: English, mothafucka!!!! Do you speak it?!!
Riley: Yeah
Gin: So you understand what I'm sayin to you?!!
Riley: Yeah

Gin: So what I'm sayin is there are known knowns and known unknowns, but there's also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know!!
Riley: What?
Gin: Say what again!!! Say what again!! I dare you!! I double dare you mothafucka!!! Say what one moe time!!!

by The Fundraiser February 22, 2021

Evidentinet

Using randomly gathered information from the internet to prove your point. Nearly every argument can be confirmed through the use of internet-based unverified information simply by sifting through enough searches until someone else's posted theory and statistics confirm and support your position on the matter.

Bob - I heard that the earth is collapsing at the poles and expanding at the equator. We are heading toward a flat earth over the next million years.

Jim - Did someone spike your gogurt ? You sound like a complete idiot.

Bob - I'm not kidding. There are several credible sources on the internet that prove me right. You have to know how to provide the correct evidentinet when trying to refute my science.

by JKRJKR August 18, 2016

Empirical evidence

Observations and measurements

I don't know how to use empirical evidence in a sentence

by I'm a unicorn04 August 27, 2017

Empirical Evidence

Demanding empirical evidence is a way to deflect attention off yourself when you're being confronted about blatant lies you've told, or rumors you've created out of thin air.

Unless you have empirical evidence, Audrey won't believe the rumors you're telling her.

by ItsBrookeBitch July 12, 2015

Evidence Exhaustion

A condition of profound desensitization created by repeated exposure to multiple and frequent examples of corruption, immorality and deception.

So, is it wrong to solicit personal campaign assistance from a foreign government official?
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.

by YAWA October 10, 2019

evidence tubs

A huge gallon tub of evidence carried around by Policy debators. Policy debators usually have a few of these tubs that they have worked on the whole year. The evidence is linked to the current topic and is pulled out by debators during the debate. Most debators spend most of their free time on this tub and its probaly their baby so they will go to any extent to protect their evidence.

Person 1: LOL! Do you so those tiny little asian policy debators?

Person 2: They cant be policy debators, they don't have their evidence tubs!

Person 1: Oh look! They have kids they bring with them to tournaments specially to carry their tubs.

Person 2: Thats so sad..

by fijji2themax2 April 18, 2009