Everton

The team that the ordinary people of Liverpool (ie "SCOUSERS", not Welsh people or Tykes or Cockneys or Yokels or Scandinavians )love to love. Not for success or trophies or glory hunting, but because we just love them cos they're OUR team from OUR city.

We love you EVERTON we do. Nuff said.

by Mick D August 29, 2003

everton

The peoples club, simply the pride of Merseyside, always has been always will be. If your an Evertonian they mean the fuckin world to you and you just love them no matter how much pain they put you through. They have to put up with total bullshit from those scummy kopites who have been massive fans since May 2005 but it doesn't matter because champions league or no champions league just being an Evertonian is good enough.

Evertonians are born not manufactured, we do not choose we are chosen, those who understand do not need explination, those who dont understand do not matter. NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM

by DannyEFC September 12, 2006

Elverth

A behemoth of a man! Elverths are the largest humans known to mankind. The epitemy of 'Giant'. They are dark, cruel, and unjust...though secretly quite passive. Elverths are naturally drawn to other members of the male sex. They wear all black everything and enormous boots. Elverths have no loyalty, they are only interested in benefiting themselves. Elverths will one day enslave all humans named Andrew.

Look out Andrew, there is an Elverth behind that mountain!

Elverth throughly enjoys 'Man Love Thursdays'.

by Kupkake Princess September 27, 2012

evertonian

Real scousers & real football supporters. Know what its like to sit in their home ground as it isnt taken up by Norwegians etc jumpin on the bandwagon.

the best supporters in the world.

I'm an evertonian, fuck off all the redshite

by ~*~ J ~*~ April 19, 2006

Ervert

A person so perverted, they do not deserve the P.

you are such an ervert!

by warren March 4, 2004

evertonian

1 supporter of the greatest football team ever - hencename

2 supporter of EVERTON Football Club

2 protector of good people from red scum (see entry for kopites)

"to be born an evertonian is to win first prize in the lottery of life"

by Professor Ivor Wordsmith April 19, 2006

everth

everth is the hottest dude in the world 🤷 ♂️

man everth is so fucking hot

by beyonce 😍 November 22, 2021