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Special Education

A.K.A. Hell on Earth. Special education is designed for students with learning disabilities, physical disabilities and other special needs to have guidance throughout school. What special ed really does is take really smart good spirited kids and put them down and make them feel like shit. There’s a whole separate room for special ed kids called “resource room”. Which is the worst period of the day. All the “normal” kids walk by and stare at you to make things worse. If that isn’t embarrassing enough, no teacher takes anything you say into consideration and talks to you like you’re a preschooler. They think that just because you learn slower, that you’re stupid as hell. And if you decide you don’t want to be in special education anymore, you’re in for a rough battle. Teachers will fight you to stay in, to the point where you give up just because none of the idiots from your school listen to what you know is best for you. Want to have a stable social life with other kids in school? You can say goodbye to that thanks to being in special ed classes. Even other students think of you like you are a dumbass.
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Student: I need to get out of these special ed classes, they have no positive impact on my GPA.
School: Well we see why you might think that, but actually they do help you.
Student: Loses his/her shit and gets suspended
School: See, you need these classes for behavioral issues.
by A guy from Commack February 21, 2019
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Ebuka

Ebuka is an Igbo word day means great.. it is usually accompanied by the suffix Chi or Chukwu.. meaning God is Great. Ebukas are handsome and at d same time troublesome, they are quite funny, religious, caring, kind, great cooks,talented and gifted, shy,easy going, naughty, hot, and intelligent. Ebukas are playful and are serious only on rare occasions, they are guys that love from their heart and they usually avoid breaking others emotions. An Ebuka is the best friend you can ever ask for as they are free with everyone. Although they love easily and they are soft at heart, they will try to put on a brave face. But once you've got an Ebuka as a boo, do everything possible not to lose him cuz u will regret it. An Ebuka is troublesome but he will do everything possible to fight for peace in the end. They are interested in girls with A, T, C, E, in their names ... Most Ebukas are born in Ember months (September October, November, December)..
OMG I wish I was like Ebuka
Ebuka is d best
Ebuka is almost never serious

Look at dat boy over there... Yah thats Ebuka, my boyfriend
by Ebuka is the best April 24, 2020
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college education

Person A: Why are you in so much debt?
Person B: I wanted a college education.
by Katie Hill January 21, 2008
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Educated Idiot

An Educated Idiot is a person that went to college, but is dumber than a rock. The Educated Idiot feels like he/she is smart, but they screw up everything they get involved in. They have a hard time getting dressed, driving a car, or eating. Only the parents are proud of their Educated Idiot children mainly because they themselvs are also Educated Idiots.
That guy at work has a degree but he's not able to do anything. He must be an educated idiot.
by ***Dr Dave September 22, 2009
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educated idiot

A person who has a high degree of education, yet lacks the common sense to figure things out that most people can plainly understand. Behavior examples of educated idiots:

1. A double standard usually applies to the educated idiot. They’re above the rules frequently, or so they think.
2. Can lack a moral compass showing how to treat their fellow man like they would like to be treated, but wonders why nobody likes them.
3. They think since they have this high education it gives them superiority over those who couldn’t afford to get the education they possess. That high priced education brings about an ego trip in numerous instances with the educated idiot.

4. Brags about their higher education like everyone is supposed to be impressed. If those people aren’t impressed the educated idiot can’t figure out why we are not.

5. Doesn’t usually treat their friends, spouses, or coworkers with any respect. This results in affairs, lost friendships, etc., etc., yet the educated idiot cannot figure out why this has happened to them.

The education is merely a foot in the door for jobs and a lot of frustrating relationships
“I can’t believe they hired that educated idiot to fill that job opening as a supervisor. She couldn’t even figure out how to do an employee job performance review and had to have one of the hourly clerical people sit beside her to do one!!! Good grief what an educated idiot!!!”

“Gosh, my friend got Jennifer is bragging yet again about the fact she has a masters degree in elementary education. She says she’s going for her doctorate next. Oh, by the way she had to throw in a couple of insult jabs at me due to the fact I’m a waitress for a living. And by the way Tina, she said her husband Jeff has cheated on her again. Yet she refuses to sleep with him!!! God, what a full blown educated idiot she is!!!!”
by TikkiTavi678 August 31, 2020
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educate yourself

What someone on the internet says when they want you to see their side of the issue but are too lazy to explain it to you (or don't understand their position themselves). Used in a (usually unjustified) condecending manner.
You don't believe in Particle Physics? Dude, educate yourself!
by Tomfoolery1972 April 4, 2012
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Ejucation

When your below the country's IQ standard and ask the person in front of you if education is spelt with a J
Hey Cynthia, is it ejucation with a j?
by uhfgudhrgir January 7, 2020
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