Eblowa

receiving a blow job from someone with Ebola

Yeah I was in Texas and received an eblowa

by Qwerty just October 20, 2014

eBlowJob

The electronic version of getting a blow job for a job well done, deserved or undeserved. If deserved an excellent way to scork yourself by means of printing the eBlowJob and mailing it, framing it, etc. If undeserved it can be forwarded as an excellent way to eShit on someone, especially the schmuck-on-wheels who deserved it in the first place.

I just shit on Jason by hitting goal first, so my boss sent me an eBlowJob and asked me if I wanted a shrimp cocktail when I get off of work. Hussah!

There's an opening! If you eBlowJob me quick I'll be sure to get the position!

by phalon May 18, 2009

ebloclart

If you’re just a massive idiot and annoying.

Kenna was being so annoying last night, he’s a massive Ebloclart

by K-dizzle January 2, 2020

Eblonc

Eblonc is Lest mans,Hes a scammer,and hes so bad at fortnite

Scket:Whos Your Favorite Streamer
Trop:MY Favorite Streamer is Eblonc
Scket:Aint He The Scammer

by YourMainManTrop August 13, 2021

eblowie

e blow ( e sex )
online blowjob

niko: someone give me an eblowie
KUTE !! : wtf is that
papito : e sex

by kelly lopez August 13, 2023

Eblock

Eblock is the most dangerous street in the world you gotta know the people to go there, or you might die

Eblock for life

by Frmdae carlos November 4, 2023

Eblowtional

When you’re so emotional, you whip your dick out and blow it in the ocean.

Man: I’m so emotional today, I feel like driving to the ocean, pulling out my average size penis and blowing it in the ocean. I wish I had a name for what I’m feeling….Eblowtional!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025