Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.
Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"
Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."
Dude 1: "Way to be."
Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."
Dude 1: "Way to be."
by jkabat December 17, 2011
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Ebenism is more libertarian than anarchist.
No. Its not, its all together something completely different.
No. Its not, its all together something completely different.
by Byron the Bomb November 6, 2007
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by Irasal December 27, 2014
Get the Ebenezer screwed mug.Eben Franckewitz is a great singer, and DJ. He also gives the BEST hugs, has an amazing smile and he could be a model.
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A term used around 15 years ago during the rave scene. cheesy quaver.
A term used around 15 years ago during the rave scene. cheesy quaver.
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