Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.
Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"
Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."
Dude 1: "Way to be."
Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."
Dude 1: "Way to be."
by jkabat December 17, 2011
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Very caring , encouraging, pretty soulfull eyes , carmel brown skin , can be very introverted, but don't confuse that with Eboney being shy , she speaks her words boldly, and shes very confident , she's authentic, and smart . Can be witty , anD silly , doesn't mind being by herself , loves animals ..
Eboney is fierce
by Beauty black December 23, 2016
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by Shannan Treven October 27, 2013
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by Irasal December 27, 2014
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2. To have an abnormally large physique, usually resulting in a lack of knowledge.
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2. To have an abnormally large physique, usually resulting in a lack of knowledge.
3. Hood rat ass mothafucker, usually descending from miami
4. Wesley Snipes black aka DARKNESS
by Tw2battle February 14, 2008
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Ebany loves her friends, she will spend almost everyday with them, if she can. She has tow different personalities when it comes to making friends, she's either crazy and starts dancing unti they dance back, or she will stay out of a conversation unless she is included.
Ebany is crazy when she is with her two best friends and loves food, I mean who doesn't. With her friends, Ebany is crazy, outgoing, funny and all round an amazing person. If you ask any of her friends, they will say that you need her in your life, she will make it so much better.
Ebany loves her friends, she will spend almost everyday with them, if she can. She has tow different personalities when it comes to making friends, she's either crazy and starts dancing unti they dance back, or she will stay out of a conversation unless she is included.
Ebany is crazy when she is with her two best friends and loves food, I mean who doesn't. With her friends, Ebany is crazy, outgoing, funny and all round an amazing person. If you ask any of her friends, they will say that you need her in your life, she will make it so much better.
Random Person: 'Hey, what's Ebany like?'
Her Friend: 'She is an amazing person, you should try to get to know her.'
Her Friend: 'She is an amazing person, you should try to get to know her.'
by Makkajane05 May 4, 2020
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