EASOBD

An acronym for possibly the most offensive commands of all time: Eat a sack of baby dicks.

Why don't you go EASOBD.

by 12767 November 16, 2009

Eesome

Pleasing To The Eye; Attractive.

Me: She's eesome. ;)
Crew: Word, She is pretty eesome.

by JerseySchwag December 14, 2011

David Eason

the 100th boyfriend Jenelle Evans has had. He is a piece of shit who abuses kids and kills dogs.

"Fuck David Eason for killing the dog"

by girly1975 July 5, 2019

eastman

Eastman is to dick slap someone so hard they are unconscious

Last night I eastman'd julia and she didnt wake up.

by handjalina jobie January 7, 2012

Easement B

A term used by professional land surveyors to describe something that is or has been fucked.

That noob surveyor just completed their survey and it is totally easement B.

by Cal_boy October 12, 2017

Epsom College

School fees more expensive than your house, it is the home to the posh cunts of England, with a sprinkle of Asians to boost grades and rugby players with less brain cells than a headless chicken. Known for their Laddish behaviour and huge houses.

Did you see that Epsom College boy, he’s leng but probably fucked all my friends

by Killer whale kerz November 15, 2020

Easamalumboshemendumbo

The process of transforming a monkey into an elephant. Also the verbal detonater.

"And I was like, Easamalumboshemendumbo! and that monkey turned right into an elephant."

by Bill Scoots December 16, 2008