Earbuds

Magical devises that transport you to another demension and get you away from all your problems.

I can't hear you. My earbuds are in.

by Dude56931 April 15, 2015

earpuller

*One who pulls on the ears of the person they are fucking doggy style as to increase thrust dynamic.

*A liberal loving UD editor

*One who walks through corn fields ripping off ears of corn from the stalk.

If you want to have a good fuck you need to learn to be a good earpuller.

by Wun hung lo, way lo March 9, 2007

Earpod Person

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing earpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.

Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new earpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another earpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber February 25, 2020

earpussy

Slang for one's ear, when it is recieving a masssive load from the pure excellence of the sound of a musician/band.

Tenacious D will cum in your earpussy.

by Megan D January 12, 2008

earbudding

Busting a nut in someone's ear

Me and Sarah are going to be earbudding tonight.

by MaxandCheeese January 23, 2017

white earbuds

when two men ejaculate in a male or female recipient's ears

me and xenu gave katy perry white earbuds last night

by jexson spankins August 18, 2015

Slimy earbud

A sexual act in which one individual blocks another's individual's ear with cum, after performing otic sexual intercourse.

I'm never mating with David again, last time he gave me a "slimy earbud"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019