Synonym for eharmony. A dating website whose pool of users mostly consists of overweight females. Some fat girls may use flattering camera angles and clothing in their profile pictures to make themselves appear thinner, but the deception is revealed when you meet them in person.
xChad (6/7):
They should change the name of eharmony to eharpoon. America's #1 website to harpoon a whale.
They should change the name of eharmony to eharpoon. America's #1 website to harpoon a whale.
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Me: So Adam, since your brother is going overseas, are you waiting for the day your parents are out and you're home alone so you can unplug the earphones?
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