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Example 1: "Who knew biking in the alps is hard? It was a good experience."

Example 2: "I have lots of experience in that field. Before I was laid off."
by awesomesause January 20, 2010
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Experience

Something an incumbent politician claims to have if he hasn’t accomplished anything worth re-electing him for
“There is one reason to re-elect me for town council, and that is my experience. Unlike my opponent who has none and is proposing changes, I have spent the last 12 years of my life accepting bribes and banging my secretary. Re-elect me to keep this experience in office”
by MonsonCitizen April 13, 2022
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experience

An unusual disgusting bowel movement. Often watery in nature. It generally will be remembered for some time.
Ryan must have had a crazy experience because that bathroom stinks.
by Kevin Nelson September 19, 2006
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Experience

The ability to instantly recognize a mistake when you make it again.
No not this experience again!
by partywithrob January 21, 2022
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Experience

Something an incumbent politician claims to have during election season when they haven’t accomplished anything good in their past term(s)
“Even though crime was up and the economy was down for the past 12 years I’ve been in office, you should vote for me instead of the other guy because I have experience”
by MonsonCitizen August 18, 2022
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The absolute most hated word among today's youth, and with good reason. They invest years and ten thousands of cash in a college education in hopes to better their chances for a job, only to get told that none of that shit matters unless you have "experience", which you can only acquire through jobs. This is how they end up homeless or at least sheltered past 30.
Applicant: "Hello, I'm a graduate of a prestigious university with a doctorate's degree and I'd like to apply for the entry-level job you just posted"

Company: "We don't give a shit about your background, we won't consider you unless you have experience"

Applicant: "But I can't get experience unless I have a job"

Company: "I missed the part where that's my problem"
by Someone32143214 September 19, 2023
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experience of a lifetime

The experience of a lifetime cannot be taken lightly nor summed up in a single word. It should be earth moving and soul lifting. The smile on your face will reflect it every single day. Your heart will definitely race.
The love, joy and happiness my Pamela has overflowed me with is the experience of a lifetime.
by Eternal Flame March 6, 2018
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