Even 

Even is a disease men can get if they spend too much time masturbating.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.

"Oh no! I've gotten Even! How will I go on?! I knew I shouldn't have watched that last porno movie!"

Even by Pål R. October 3, 2003

even 

something white girls can't do

"She can't even right now!"

even by popcornpie October 31, 2015

Even 

The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.

-Who's that guy over there?

-Ohhhh, thats Even!!

Even by Hamburger69 February 24, 2017

Even 

Beast from norse mythology. Considered a God by some, destined to rule the lost Nico islands. Usualy imagined as a mix between dragon, bear and man, with two golden hammers and a hat with a small spike on top.

Watch out for that Even, it's magical

Even by Steven friggin Hawking March 8, 2017

Even 

Even is a gentle, handsome man. He is always there for the ones who need him. He is also a great actor. He will never let you down, and if he says he loves you, he really does.

OMG! Even is soooooo nice! I just love him.

Even by EeveeLoverNumberOne March 21, 2017

Even 

a sexy motherfucker with a huge dick. fuck

Even is so sexy

Even by allahsiahs March 24, 2017

even 

Even
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.

"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"

even by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017