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Jeffrey Epstein

A man who owned a private island where he abused underage children. A former US President and a British Prince, among others, knew exactly what he was doing but didn't report it to the authorities. He also DID NOT kill himself.
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Epstein

1) A perverted billionaire fuck head who used his money to get away with boning young girls.

2) A boner for a girl who’s a little bit too young.
Definition 2:

Your mate: Dude, that school girl’s skirt is way too short. Think I’m getting an Epstein.

You: You sick fuck. Sit down before someone notices that tent in your pants.
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Getting EPIXed

When you have FIOS and order the entire movie package but somehow you seem to always want to watch the movie on the single movie channel "EPIX" that you somehow don't have and need to pay $9.99 a month more to have it.
Hey look, The Indiana Jones they never play on TV is on! Fuck my tits, it's the only channel I don't have! I'm fucking tired of getting EPIXed!
by This is EZ August 11, 2010
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Pulling an Epstein

To do something at such a blatant level with such obviousness and blind self-entitlement that it’s designed to implode.
Well there he goes, Pulling an Epstein, showing the whole world just how compulsively self-aggrandizing and self-destructive he truly is.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
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Epstein

He didn’t kill himself
Epstein didn’t kill himself
by Phil Mc’Kracken January 12, 2021
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Epstein Barr Virus

Slang for the diseased condition of the White House in 2019, beginning with Jeffrey Epstein and ending with William Barr.
Donald cannot deny that his Epstein Barr Virus may ultimately be the death of him.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2019
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jeffrey epsteined

to be killed by a government agency in secret and having it framed as suicide
i heard putin jeffrey epsteined himself
by Bobban sagethan February 24, 2022
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