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Eat My Shorts

The short film series of the Just For Laughs Film Festival in Montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.
Dude, did you catch Eat My Shorts last year? I almost peed myself it was so funny!
by 514funny October 14, 2008
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Eat My Shorts

Bart simpson's PG way of saying "Eat My Ass"
"eat my shorts!"
by AugustTheHornyInventor July 24, 2022
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Eat My Shorts

Bart is pissed off and did a sick dis on ya.

He goes now.
Skate Bored.
Bro: Haha, Bart you stinky poo.
Bart: Eat My Shorts!
Bro: OH SHIT! *dies*
by Didaloo September 10, 2020
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Eat My Shorts, man

My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
by CaptainLipbalm December 2, 2018
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Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”
Person 1-“wanna fuck
Person2-“I don’t know
Person 1-“eat my shorts”
by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017
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