Distextlia

Texting dislexia... Switching letters around un a text message. normally due to T9 usage

Jim: I got a new act last night
Bob: What? A new act?
Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia

by KEVINJEWELL April 19, 2008

dystextia

when someone displays dyslexic characteristics via text message

Michael: waht yu duin latur?
Haley: dystextia is one of my biggest turn-ons

by Sonny Daze May 22, 2011

Dystextic

A term that refers to those that cannot spell when they text. See also, dystextia.

(in a text message)
Person 1: hai how iz u? i well fansy yooh.
Person 2: Wow, you're dystextic.

by SpamBlud March 28, 2009

Dystextlic

When, try as you might, you just can't type words correctly, often misplacing letters.

"Dude, I was talking to Sarah online and couldn't get my words out, I'm so dystextlic."

by S.A. Lucke February 25, 2008

Dystextia

A disorder that causes the sufferer to type and text by replacing letters or whole words with single letters or numbers.

Sufferers of dystextia type and text words that seem to be a cross between english and l33t.

Guy 1: I can't figure out this text from Amber.

Guy 2: Don't try to text her man, she has serious dystextia.

by damawesome March 7, 2009

Dystextia

A common condition that causes the sufferer the inability to spell correctly in a text message. See dystexic

(in a text message)
Person 1: hai, yooh kool? wanna meat me l8r on 2 do somfing?
Person 2: Wow, dystextia got you really baaaad.

by SpamBlud March 28, 2009

dysexlia

A condition whereby one gets their sexual partners mixed up. Often this is due to the number of partners one has.

She has so many sexual partners, no wonder she suffers from dysexlia.

by nicksey November 4, 2010