Dysfuntional Steamroller

It is the act of grabbing your penis and putting the bottom part of your nuts on a girls vagina and take a dump on her from her vagina till you get to her head, then you drag your butt back and smear the poop while making a dysfunctional beeping noise. Extra points for farting while in "reverse" because it is like pollution from the top of a Dysfunctional Steamroller.

Brad: " Hey Ben what did you do this weekend?"

Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"

Brad: "Did what?"

Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."

Brad: "Did you pollute too?"

Ben: "Yep"

Brad: "Up top ben"

(High five slap)

by Maczofri January 21, 2011

disfucktional

When a couple, usually from Covington, feels the need to require domestic violence, or unnecessary drama, as a part of their normal sex life.

A disfucktional couple will start a fight with their mate as a form of fore-play, in order to have make up sex.

by two trout January 13, 2010

Dysfunctional Family

A group of people who are all radically different, but are closely-knit friends. Often include people such as: the slutty barbie, the jarhead, the wiseass comedian, the slightly insane asian kid, the big guy with a heart of gold, the chick who thinks she can get more than the slutty barbie but is obviously wrong, the Star Wars nerd, and the one person who's health condition makes the others all act like honest, caring people.

Mike: "You're all insane, I don't understand why they don't kill each other."
Liz: "We're all just one big dysfunctional family!"

by LeesusFreak February 7, 2010

Dysfunctionalocracy

Pronunciation: dis-fuhngk-shuhn-ock-ruh-see
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -cies

The family of self-government methodologies characterized by a largely apathetic constituency. Not to be confused with a stupocracy where a society is mysteriously incapable of producing intelligent leaders.

Dumbocracy is one of the most common forms of dysfunctionalocracy in the world today.

by Fname Mi Lname June 19, 2010

dysfunctional definitions

The shit you look up for... here on this website.

Ex 1: Awww boy, I'm gonna look up some stupid crap on urban dictionary again, you know, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 2: The reasons you occasionally have an outrageous laugh on yours truly, due to, you guess it, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 3: What is greater than 4?
"What." t(-_-t)... A very discreet, yet mildly entertaining definition of dysfunctional definitions.

by SteelBallsOfLight February 15, 2018

dysdrunktional

too drunk to function.

That guy is completely dysdrunktional, he can't even walk on his own.

by Little Miss Michelle July 3, 2008

Dysfunctional Acorns

Those acorns that keep trying to kill you when they fall of a tree and hit you in the head.

Man, these are some dysfunctional acorns! They keep trying to kill me!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016