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dysuteral gridiron syndrome

An increasing frequency in vague physical complaints manifested by woman due to lack of male attention during football games
My wife went to the ER 5 times last month for dysuteral gridiron syndrome.
by uncleberman February 1, 2009
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dylster

A massive faggot that looks like a rejected jersey shore participant. They often are skinny twinks that act like douchebags, but as being a Dylster is a state of mind, they come in all shapes and sizes.

Dylsters are usually from new Jersey subburbs, but they can also originate from large east-coast cities. They often hold contrarian views and will defend them to their last breath, even if they know that they are wrong. They will always bootlick superiors and corporations, as Dylsters have no semblance of integrity.
Look at this skinny twink faggot wearing a tank top, what a tank top and a backwards cap, what a Dylster!
He unironically just used the "Sense of Pride and Accomplishment" argument. What a Dylster!
by The_Nignoggerer_Of_Nignogs October 5, 2018
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Diluted

Sandra: nooo, youre deluded
Me: you're diluted!
by npf_za November 15, 2011
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diluted

To be inebriated or drunk (idea of blood becoming diluted in alcohol).
Megan became totally diluted during the prom after party.
by ZWingless October 4, 2007
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Cost diluter

The person or persons you invite to a vacation or a night out to help cover the cost of the event. “B listers with cash”
Damn, this Vegas vacation house is going to be expensive! You know we have to call Mike, he’s our cost diluter!
by Jimpanico86 November 15, 2017
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deluted

adjective /dɪˈlu .Tɪd/

The act of being so amazing people can't stand it and suffer intensely due to their negative emotions to the point of tilting and making up words to make their life seem more significant than the depressing one they live.
Tom was obviously a deluted man because of how those people reacted to him being in their presence.
by Ll6HT February 16, 2018
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Clearly Diluted

He's my Clearly Diluted!
by >_> <_< April 10, 2003
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