Dwayne Bowe

To cum or shit all over someone, a la Dwayne Bowe in fantasy football.

Derek: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Phil: Hell yeah. But that burrito I ate for dinner came back to haunt me. Just as I was about to Dwayne Bowe inside her, I started Dwayne Bowin all over the sheets. The smell was so bad she started throwing up.

by iceman23567 November 17, 2010

Dwayne No Wade Boi

Another way to say “There ain’t no way”

Origin: This came to life by people mishearing duragduke’s pronunciation of “There ain’t no way boy”

Random person: My cat just ate my goldfish

You: Dwayne No Wade Boi. Dwayne No Wade Boi. Chhh. Dwayne No Wade Boi. Chhh.

by N0T_ July 11, 2021

Dwayne Johnson

An extremely large bowel movement, or verb describing the production of said bowel movement. Named as a metaphor for the quality of Dwayne Johnson's (aka "The Rock") acting performance.

as a noun: "Holy crap, who left that giant Dwayne Johnson in my toilet it, it's gonna clog it up".
as a verb "Oh man, you seriously did not just Dwayne Johnson all over my shirt."

by sempr549 February 22, 2010

Dalyn

Words cannot describe how perfect Dalyn is. She is absolutely gorgeous and incredibly smart. Her smile is enough to make your day. A great friend and will always be there for you. She is also extremely sweet and understanding of others. Her sense of humor is great and it can always cheer you up. Sometimes she may have a hard time opening up about her feelings. She may seem shy at first, but once you get to know her she is incredibly fun. Never let her out of your life.

“I love Dalyn.”

by Treyton M January 9, 2021

pulling a dwayne

is when, just before or in the middle of sex, a person has a panic attack, starts crying, or runs out of the room naked because of nonsensical emotional distress (a person who is upset because they are being hurt/forced/etc does not count, only if they want the sex and panic because they are about to get it).

This can also be used for any panic attack or tears that occur when a person is getting exactly what they want.

This act is referred as "pulling a dwayne". Somewhat offensive term.

Two people who have had a crush on each other for months finally get in bed. He gets naked, she's almost so. As he's pulling off her underwear, he begins hyperventilating, then runs out of the room naked saying "I'm sorry I'm sorry!" and then spends an hour crying in the shower, leaving her laying there wondering "wtf? Is he pulling a dwayne?"

by Miriana July 19, 2010

DáLynn

An extremely beautiful girl with the most gorgeous eyes. She is one to put herself before others and can be the most kind of person you ever met when she wants to be. Her smile makes your day and her laugh gets her any friend she wants. She can make the most  worse moments seem perfectly fine. She sticks with what she believes in and never backs down. She is a short funny stubborn girl who can make being obnoxious or awkward completely okay. And no matter the time she will always be there to help. Just about everybody wishes to have a friend like her. But only those who are lucky enough to have already found her are.

Dálynn, complicated but beautiful.

by Born 4 chaos January 27, 2017

Dalyn

A hot girl who may seem quiet at first, but once you get to know her she is crazy. Everyone wants to be around her. She is very athletic and has the biggest heart. She is always there for you and is honest, sweet, and her smile lights up the room. Has beautiful grey-blue eyes and freckles. If you’re lucky enough to meet one never let her out of your life.

“Who’s that hot chick over there?”

“Her name is Dalyn.”

by Jackson Hawk May 27, 2018