The Duvet of Filth

The Duvet of Filth in the Old Testament Was placed on top of Dennis even though he already had a blanket and was fully clothed. On the third minute Dennis rose again and never slept again.

Pazuzu killed those people but the Duvet of filth pulled the strings.

by West coast cardboard April 15, 2021

Club Duvet

Club Duvet is a small, cosy nightclub located out of the city centre. People often decide to on to go there instead of a larger venue at some stage of a night out.

It means going home to bed, as an alternative to going on to another venue to continue your night out.

We went to the pub on Saturday night and drank, then on to The Lizard club. About 2am they closed, and Mark and Joe were still partying so they headed on to Slimelight, but I was tired so I went to club duvet instead.

by CityNewt November 29, 2010

duvet cover

An item bought at stores like Bed Bath & Beyond. Its exact nature and purpose remains a mystery to single men. The only way to uncover its manifold secrets is to marry a woman, and then be forced to go shopping for one.

Friend: Hey! You wanna hang out?
Newly-wed man: Sorry, man. We have to go shopping for a duvet cover.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Newly-wed man: I dunno, but apparently we need one.

by A newly-wed man October 10, 2010

Duvet Nectar

The residue of bodily fluids left over on a duvet or blanket after sexual activities.

Guys I'm going home. Going to make some sweet sweet duvet nectar.

by A. Pricktard January 10, 2017

duvet flartte

A slow but richly brewed fart quietly released under the duvet. A variety of flavours with a nutty aftertaste. For a intimate and emotional experience share your Duvet Flartte with a partner by pulling said duvet over their head.
Bellia, Jean Marc

John was breawing a deadly duvet flartte all day. Whilst in bed with his long term girl friend John released his duvet flartte then suddenly pulled the duvet over her head. Their relationship was never the same.

by Wordsmith Hero May 29, 2014

Duvet Friends

Friends that are so close, they give each other duvets. Common in the Northeastern US.

I never really thought that we would be very close, but now we're duvet friends!

by Teancom January 26, 2015

essex duvet

When fake tan is transferred from one person to another during sex.

Got an Essex duvet the other night. My junk looks like a tangy cheese Dorito!

by essexattack667 June 11, 2016