A paper dollar
bill used to wipe your ass if you
happen to run out of toilet
paper and have some "mad" money on you. Recyclable and washable , also good for the environment.
It was Bucks lucky
day! There was only one gas station in 100 miles and he had to take the worst dump. He ran into the bathroom and pooped so quickly he didn't happen to notice the toilet
paper was all gone. Luckily he had shoved a duty dollar in the front of his overalls in the pocket after getting a fish
sandwich from the previous gas station.