dutch rudder

When you stick your hand up somebody's ass, grab their tailbone, and lead them around the room - much like steering a sailboat. This can also be done by using a butt plug with a handle on it, but is then called a dutch tugboat.

I put some swifters on Leif's clogs before giving him a Dutch Rudder. Living room floor was clean in about an hour!

by Mr Michael Bolton May 30, 2006

dutch rudder

To put your penis in someone's ass and lead them around the room.

I'll give you a dutch rudder and we'll look like we're conga dancing.

by tonkin May 19, 2006

Dutch Rudder

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

SnackCake gave Tonkin a Dutch Rudder, because they are two freaky people who like to try new things.

by nfkiller May 18, 2006

Dutch Rudder

To grab your schwanz and have some tool grab your forearm and move it up and down, like he's steering the dick boat into orgasm harbor

SnackCake gives the worst Dutch Rudders ever. It's like a mentally retarded Chinese monkey trying to play the banjo.

by The REAL tonkin June 1, 2006

Dutch Rudder

When a man masturbates, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. It's sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. He is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.

She gave him a dutch rudder last night.

by Some Crate May 18, 2006

Dutch Rudder

When you have someone grab your arm and jack you off with your hand, instead of being gay.

Bill: Oh my god Joe you give the best dutch rudders.

by wtf is a pseudonym?????? March 8, 2009

Dutch Rudder

When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically does the grab holding. A move created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.

I'm no homo! I only gave him a dutch rudder, it's not like I touched his dick.

by giblettes August 2, 2008