dumbitch

that one blonde haired bitch who is dumb enough to kiss a electric socket

*sees a random bitch kiss n electric socket*
Laurie : wow you a dumbitch for real

by LittleLaurie April 28, 2020

Dumbitch

a derogatory remark referring to a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, especially a woman.

I called her like three times and she still hasn't returned my calls. What a dumbitch.

by wimetsn May 9, 2009

Dumbitchitis

A disease that causes women to refute all logic, ignore reason, and act like a total bitch to the total discredit of the female gender.

Other side affects of this illness may include: Mass use of social media to garner attention with ill-phrased text images, a bloated and undeserved ego, sense of pride in being called a bitch, dating abusive boyfriends while treating gentlemen like garbage, wearing revealing and/or skin tight clothing then complaining people are checking you out, raving about mediocre coffee houses, and/or going oversees to "find yourself" when you can barely afford to drive to work.

There is no known cure.

Rob: "Hey Joe, did you hear about Alice?"
Joe: "Ya her boyfriend beat here so she decided to take him with her to Paris to stay in hostiles, said she needed to find herself"
Rob: "Isn't she in massive credit debt, student loans?"
Joe: "Ya, but she quit her job so she could go on an extended trip with a broke abusive asshole who's on parole, said 'I just don't understand their relationship', sounds like she contracted a terminal case of dumbitchitis"

by RitztheWise November 2, 2018

dudebitch

A man(?) who wears girls pants and/or makeup. Looks like a woman. Closet homosexual.

Also known as 'emo-kids'. They might say they're hardcore, but they're not. Just gay.

That dudebitch over there just got his ass kicked.

by Ian April 23, 2005

duckbitch

A girl who is a ghetto hood rat that thinks she knows everything in life yet she can not even let past problems go so her life thrives off of making other people fear her or think she is the "Top bitch in charge" when she really do not know anything about life except for what poverty, music videos, and criminal minds has taught her.

Look at that duckbitch walking down the street with prada on yet she has nothing beside 5 kids, 20 tricks, no car, no education,and still living with her momma.

by A real human being July 17, 2011

diabitchic

The condition of bitchiness that settles in when one's blood sugar drops.

Give my wife a candy bar; she's getting totally diabitchic.

by Beerberger October 29, 2011

dufubitch

a girl who is a Dumb Fucking Bitch

She is such a dufubitch, it makes me sick!

Oh that dufubitch? Yeah nobody likes her.

by JohnGustuvson08 August 24, 2007