Dunkle

To dunkle someone, is to dip your balls in tea (preferably Earl Gray) and then drip the liquid into a recipients mouth. Immediately following this, the person who dipped their balls in the tea should make rough sex to an un-buttered english muffin.

I'm all chafed because of last nights rather intense dunkle.

by Kilgore Troutfish March 17, 2011

Dunkle

The act of emitting dookie, dung, or poop into someone elses anus. They then jettison this fecal matter, along with some of their own back into your anus. It is not sexual! It is recreational! Feel free to 'dunkle' your grandma, uncle, or baby nephew!

After class, wanna go back to my place and dunkle? I already have the tarps set up.

by Kyle T.K. December 24, 2007

Dunkled

When your package is lost in the mail or is in an endless loop of going from one mail facility to another.

Damn! My package was dunkled! I ordered it 3 months ago and tracking still says it’s in route.

by Knightling June 9, 2023

Dunkle

Daddy/Uncle

young boy zay have a dunkle

by young boy zay January 31, 2019

Dunkle

A term used to describe a creepy, older guy who checks out and hits on little girls (or boys); a child pedophile. Often uses the term 'damn fine'. Abbreviated as dunks.

Comes from Uncle and Duncan.

Matt:"Check out that guy trolling around the elementary school"

Eric:"Yeah, what a dunkle"

by iirk August 26, 2009

Funkle Dunkle

A term used to describe an argument or disagreement, usually resulting in screaming.

“Me and John had quite the funkle dunkle yesterday after he found out I was bangin’ his girl.”

by Who toucha my spaghett? December 10, 2018

dunkle dick

Ancient slang for a donkey's phallus

"You are the the dunkle dick"

by somuz January 1, 2018