duke nukem 

duke nukem, our dinnertime source of entertainment!

lets play duke nukem!

duke nukem by Jason from B-Tec November 10, 2005

duke nukem 

The best ass kicker this side of the moon.

One of the quotes I remember, "Your chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
I only remember that because my brother used to play it and my dad forbid me to watch it v.v

duke nukem by Kristaa November 17, 2004

Duke Nukem 

The video game version of Chuck Norris

If chuck norris was a character he would be duke nukem

Duke Nukem by sizzeth June 11, 2006

duke nukem 

The game that let you see a stripper's boobies while you fight aliens and pigs.

Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

-duke nukem

duke nukem by buttcheeks mcgee December 28, 2005

Duke Nukem 

Some weird dude in shades that goes around killing aliens who have taken over Earth. Has short blonde hair, wears a red vest and usually carries some form of large weapon. He's a total sex pervert, and has a gruff, tough voice.

Likes to quote Bruce Campbell and Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Also, usually seen shoving dollar bills into stripper's panties, and doesn't have time to play with himself. Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up his ride, and it looks like it's time to kill.

Also see, I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

1) "I'm Duke Nukem."
2) "Heh-heh-heh! What a mess!"
3) "Huh, the Captain's Log!"
4) "Whatever happened to Duke Nukem?" - "Obscurity, I guess."

Duke Nukem by DIO-Brando June 1, 2006

Duke Nukem 

The Navy SEAL's lieutenant commander who fights aliens and gets all the hot chicks

"I hear you're not getting nun?" "How would you like to twisted sister" "Hee Hee Hee, I already broke that habbit"

Duke Nukem by N/A July 24, 2003

duke nukem 

a term used when something is expected to be released (movie, game, etc) but never does, inspired by the actual Duke Nukem that never came out

It's not coming out. I'm having it classified at a Duke Nukem.

duke nukem by i dont like sand September 9, 2010