Delexting

When you type out an entire essay while texting someone and delete it all and just send lol.

Wow that's hilarious I'm so glad you showed me that, I'm lmao!!! I'm so emotional rn and I find this world so funny sometimes... etc, (deletes all of it) puts lol.
Sorry I just delexted you, I need to stop delexting.

by cjnisawesome February 26, 2017

Dictexting

Dictating a text message. Particularly on the new iPhone Six with the voice recognition software,

Because the voice recognition feature on IOS 8 is so good, dictexting is easier than entering the letters from the keypad.

by rebelyid October 11, 2014

Detexting

To remove all fatal temptations to text and drive.

Why don't you text Linda that we're on the way. Can't bro, I'm detexting right now.

by Ms. Dolce September 5, 2012

Detesting

To dislike intensely; abhor.
To hate someone to the point of taking there life.

My friend is detesting me..He loathes me so much he said he might kill me!

by WatchMeFail July 4, 2010

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 4, 2018