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Dickness

Term to describe teenage boy's obession with their penis.
It's too big for my hand!
It's longer than my foot!
It's so big you need two hands to put around it!
Mines bigger than yours!
Mines so big it won't fit into a girl!
It's so chunky you could carve it!
HAHA look at the dick on the page, such dickness!

My drawing of my dicks better than yours!
by falic cymble April 23, 2010
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dickness

1. The state or quality of being a dick.
2. The property of being without heart, devoid of passion or feeling.
3. The quality of being difficult to get along with.
4. excessive sterness, harshness or severity of character.
He really liked her and she screwed up.

I heard that he was a dick to her.

Yeah, becasue of his dickness he missed out on a good thing.
by nick April 7, 2005
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mother duckness

Mother duckness is two words you call your best friend that is blessed in drawing ducks and, when your mad at her or messing around.
« Bow to mother duckness » one guys saids
by Threalfluteberry February 26, 2018
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No-Luck-Suckyness

A point in your life when you have a large amount of suck, as well as no luck. Could be common among large groups of races, religions, and economic classes, though less likely among upper-class members of society.
Friend 1-"Yes, I finally win something!"
Friend 2-"It can't be that bad."
Friend 1- "I'm not kidding, I never win anything, my life is just full of no-luck-suckyness"
by Ariez June 5, 2013
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dicknessa

This word can be used to describe a girl who's being a total dick.
Girl 1: No, I'm not going out because I have no money, you make me drive, and you're no fun to chill with.
Girl 2: Man, stop being such a dicknessa.
by Kaycene September 25, 2008
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Dickness Scale

The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.

Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.
Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*
by McDanger February 7, 2009
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Dickness

The relative girth of a man's erect penis.
Jenna: Did you see the dickness on that man? Oh boy, that thing was thick!!
Alexa: Oh yeah, that really packed a punch.
by LnPproductions March 12, 2018
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