duche

Joshua Duvall

Joshua Duvall said duche like a dumbass

by Joshua Duvall November 6, 2018

Duche'

A very smelly penis

Ewww, Michael put your duche' away thats soo gross!

by Stikey December 31, 2009

duche nugget

A small lump of gold covered in shit, usually referring to a human being. (n.)

Dude 1: Your such a duche nugget!
Dude 2: Not cool, bro.
Dude 1: Your are tho, I cant help it.

by c0l0rmyveiins February 12, 2010

duche bag

Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning

Byron would not agree to video tape his sister getting into the shower in the morning even though the rest of his friends thought she was hot; he is a duche bag

by Ryan December 11, 2003

duche fuck

some one who achieves the ranking of a duche bag and a fucker in one fucking duchey act

adam just pissed in your water bottle,
what a duche fuck!

by John S. March 18, 2005

duche bag

Corruption of 'douche bag' used by the illiterate (and corrected here by the snarky elitist).

"Those douche bags write 'duche bag' and spell 'cunt' with a k," sighed the chagrined old woman, "No wonder society is going straight to fucking hell."

by Trendy Wendy November 14, 2004

Duche Nozzle

n. the aplicator on the duche bag

{with 45 "z"s}
1. someone of complete idiocy that causes aggrivation
2. a person who isnt amiable in any sense
3. a person whom you dont like in any sense
4.Dimitri (Baly's boyfriend)

N.B. the number of "z"s varies depending on the level of pissed off you are at the person

Dimitri chilled with his bitch ass friends instead of Baly, what a duche nozzle.*

*{with 45 "z"s}

by shaqualooloo March 15, 2005