drywall

v. The act of penetrating a female vagina when the latter is in a state of reduced lubrication. Penetration may result in penile and/or vaginal tearing.

Jason: "Sarah, you seem a little dry, should I slap on some lube"

Sarah: "Hell ya, I don't want you to drywall me!"

by terminal2 June 29, 2008

Drywaller

The act of a male nailing or stapling his penis to the inside of his own leg.

"What?! He really did the Drywaller? What a fucking dumbass!"

by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006

drywall

To commit the sexual deed of anal intercourse without the use of lubrication.

"Hey yo, I drywalled this dirty ho last night"

by Dil May 13, 2005

drywalling

When you come on a girls chest, let it dry and then chisel it off.

I splooged on a girls chest last night and rather than wipe it off with a towel I decided to do some drywalling.

by Jeff Walling December 28, 2007

Humping Drywall

Used to describe an act considered by the speaker to be very boring or uninteresting.

That was about as much fun as humping drywall!

by thekochinator2 December 5, 2010

Drywall Ass

When a girl (maybe guy) has no ass or booty whatsoever. Drywall reference is used to describe a flat surface from the girls back straight down to her hamstrings (back of the legs). Does not look good in a bikini. More prevalent in people of Asian or Caucasian ancestry, not so much in those of African, South American, or Polynesian ancestry.

Guy 1: "Check out that chick, she's so hot! Cute face, nice stomach, big boobs, and toned legs."

Guy 2: "For real!... Oh, what! Gnarly! Check it out, drywall ass!"

Guy 1: "Snap, never mind..."

by noworrychickencurry March 4, 2010

drywall missile

When white guys get mad about literally anything and put their fist through the wall

Jon put his drywall missile through the wall of his double wide after his girlfriend forgot to put the natty light in the fridge.

by Knight492 March 26, 2019