Grandma's Drapes

An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.

Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

drupus

Vagina lips that sag really low between a girls legs

I went to have sex with gina but I didn't because she has the drupus. she must have slept with a lot of men.

by JJCM12 December 26, 2014

beef drapes

Humongous flapping pussy lips that resemble skin curtains.

It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds

by doyle February 11, 2004

Does the carpet match the drapes

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH

by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010

drupe

An over all unsuccessful, bowel movement prone, shell of a person. No humanity.

You, you be eatin' plums, you gon' be a drupe!

by VictorC November 9, 2007

Dupes

Having more than one quantity of an item;; Short for Duplicate

Gianni: But Jordan, you have 5!? Send Dupes!!
Jordan: No u

by scsam October 19, 2018

ham drapes

Synonymous with beef curtains, ham drapes are caused from an exuberant amount of sexual intercourse, which cause a woman's labia to droop like the sleeve of a wizard.

Due to Jenna Jameson's ham drapes, she had labia reduction surgery.

by xAndy August 18, 2007