Drunkwit

(n) one who is so drunk as to have lost most of their I.Q., if they had any to begin with. Drunkwits become not only stupider than a box full of sand, but also very annoying, generally ruining the fun times of those around them.

origin: fuckwit + drunk = drunkwit

"I would have had an awesome time at the Festival if it weren't for all the drunkwits."

by Kiesten McCauley January 11, 2009

Drunkin Around

The exploration by two or more individuals of buildings and or terrain that is unfamiliar to all parties while being under the influence of alcohol. (normally involving the acquisition of souvenirs ranging anywhere from photographs to road signs.)

Nick: "Holy crap I'm wasty face."
Jason: "I know where there's an abandon pool."
Nick: "You grab the gear, I'll get us refills."
Jason: "Oh man! I love Drunkin Around."

by Mr. Mangle Face February 25, 2010

Drunkin' Duncan

A nickname for the town of Duncan, British Columbia. Known for it's high amount of liquor sales and natives it is common that many people are drunk at all times in this town.

Man, last night I went down to Drunkin' Duncan and got wasted bro!

by Beauty McGee October 2, 2014

social drunkanomics

the study/art of a group, 2 or more persons, cooperating together to recover from a time frame of an inebriated state, which includes finding items lost or left behind in various places during said time, piecing together events and/or cleaning up the aftermath; not all of the group members must have been under influence nor present during said time

They had to use social drunkanomics to find the car.

by AunTime October 5, 2010

drunkvincible

A prized but elusive state of intoxication where one's strength, courage, wit, and acumen (especially in matters of whether it is prudent to fuck a given jersey whore) are greatly enhanced, rendering one an invincible luminary in comparison to others. Being drunkvincible has been known to be a decisive advantage in bar brawls, thwarting crime, and discerning, prior to insertion, which whores have STIs.

Mugger 1: give us all your money!

Mugger 2: we have guns!

Mugger 3: big guns! <revealing shot gun>

Drunkvincible Friend 1: fuck off motherfuckers -- in fact, you better give us all your money before we fuck your moms in the asses!

Drunkvincible Friend 2: and bite off their filthy fucking clits!

Muggers 1-3: jesus, let's get the hell out of here! those guys are fucking crazy! they must be drunkvincible! <running away>

by nb c lo July 25, 2009

drunkios

A delicious concoction of Spaghetti-Os and macaroni and cheese. Invented in 2008 in Northern California. Only okay to eat if you are intoxicated in some way.

I'm hella faded... let's enjoy some Drunkios!!

by Ave the Brave November 23, 2009

Drunking Around

A combination of the words "drunk" and "fucking"

Usually used when someone is drunk and messing around and making a scene.

Girl #1: "Maggie! Please stop drunking around! You're embarrassing yourself."
Girl #2: "Son of a bitch, Ashley. I'll drunk around as much as I please."

by maggiethemae December 24, 2010